I must be in love, right? I should really hold onto this one, huh. You know that smell that lingers in the air on a hot summer day after the lawn gets moved? He actually showers twice a day, which is more than I can say for myself. But his package tastes like dirty feet.

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Cut and uncut can taste different. At least the guy I was with smelled like rotten fish combined with cat poop! It was torturous to have his penis anywhere near my face let alone do anything to it! So we washed it with soap but in vain. The opening at the tip still smelled disgusting. I wanted to throw up. Please eat well and stay clean down there. Simply divine. If not recently washed, it tastes like in the case of my current SO baby powder and man-odor. He likes to dust his business in baby powder to keep it dry and fresh; ergo, his penis tastes like baby powder and skin.
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When we think about licking or sucking a penis , we may be thinking about the pleasure our partner is going to get out of the experience. But how often are we really honest with ourselves about the most basic of all issues: what does a penis taste like? Much like with anything else we put in our mouth, the taste is going to vary.
Thank all of the chemical compounds. What you consume on a daily basis — from certain foods to other substances — can change the compound composition, which will have a subtle effect on the flavor of your semen. That also means the taste can vary from person to person, so although semen is generally warm and salty, there will be unique differences in flavor. Diet can affect the smell of sweat, saliva, and other bodily fluids such as breast milk, so it makes sense to assume that diet may also alter the taste of semen. However, not enough research exists to show a strong link between diet and semen flavor. More tolerable, however, does not mean your semen will taste sweeter.