Top definition. A male receiving genital stimulation whilst simultaneously taking a shit. A white out and a brown out at the same time.

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What is a blumpkin?
Last edited on Nov 14 Other terms relating to ' sex activities, practices, moves ':. Other terms relating to ' to defecate, poop, shit ':. Vote how vulgar the word is — not how mean it is. Logged-in users can add themselves to the map. Login , Register , Login instantly with Facebook.
How to do a blumpkin
This time around: a flashback to hearing all kinds of truly weird sexual slang from teenage boys at your school disco, bragging about sexual acts that never actually happened. Those bizarre sex terms that refer to things no one is actually doing, but every teenage boy knows about. A blumpkin refers to the delicate art of giving someone a blow job — which means sucking and licking their genitals — while they sit on the toilet and do a poo. There are rumours that if a man were to ejaculate and defecate at the same time, he would die, meaning the blumpkin is not only a trendy sexual act but a handy method of murder. After all, nothing makes a sexual act involving poo more intriguing than the idea that it could kill you.
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